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Valentines Day and the reason it sucks.

it was cute when i was 14, and i had the candy at school and you spawned infatuation with some new girl or, the tomboy you thought was sexy but never wanted to give the candy to before. now, when you get older, you just have to keep up with some expecting, self-centered, narcissicissicissiciistic little shithead with wings and a bow and arrow, and make sure you keep them happy by stopping the world for a full day… JUST SO YOU WON’T SEEM LIKE AN ASSHOLE.

 but, actually, it is a pretty sweet day, and i think i really am being an asshole. happy valentines day to you. go fuck yourself. ;-)

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    Sing it, Butch. Happy Valentines, loves!
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