Why is every time I turn around, there’s another Vampire show/Book/Movie/Play/Action Figure? REALLY?????? We need this obsession back after the earl’ 90’s found the perfect stake to drive through this recurrent fads’ heart? I know one thing… You know why its back and bigger than ever? You know who is responsible for it??? One word: COUGARS. I swear, every older woman I know or have read anything about, all wanna “slay the vampire” with one of these 12 year old Suckers. It makes perfect sense. Its like a lawn boy or pool boy… But more pale. It won’t stop. I guess it’ll be around for a fucking long time though because, well, vampires don’t die. And that could keep a fad around for a lot longer. I think I’m gonna start an indie rock band or a music blogsite called COUGARS vs VAMPIRE. Or maybe “Joan Cougar enjoys Vampire Weekend”. Either way, its a win. Butch