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Never ending fly day

This is awesome. Delta is terrible I hate having to be victim to their hub being Atlanta. I can’t escape them. Shitty planes. Shittier people working there. I’m sitting on the runway with mechanical issues with the vessel. I am an aisle guy. Always. Very claustrophobic. Somehow the worlds largest man got my aisle seat and I’m squished against him and a window like the creamy shit in an oreo cookie. Another problem I see a lot of these days over here. Obesity. The other problems I’m having are in the form of 3 redneck fucking mountain-goat fucking assholes sitting in front of me, wearing their old college State football jerseys, bashing the president and mis-pronouncing “Pulitzer”. Yeah, a lot of room for criticism, dildos. I remember my first beer…. Sorry. Had to vent. De-planing now. Have a good night. Butch

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